Oh, is that the sound of your tears hitting the keyboard? I must admit, I didn't realize I had the power to make someone cry over a few words. Guess I should add "Master of Emotional Warfare" to my resume. Meanwhile, you'll need to upgrade your tissues to industrial strength if you want to survive this battle.
Oh, look at you, coming in here swinging with those weak ahh insults. I've heard better burns from a snail with a speech impediment. Is that the best you've got, you sorry excuse for comedic talent? Stick to playing with your little toy cars, kid. You're out of your league here.