Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ? Wife: Can u fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options..... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger. Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
ur parents are dead
they never loved you.
I punched him in the face and stole his dinner money.
Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ?
Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options..... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds?